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Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes on others?
A: Prankenstein!
Q: Where did the monster keep his extra pair of hands?
A: In a handbag!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
A: Steven Spellberg!
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
A: Make a fright turn at the corner!
Q: How do witches lose weight?
A: They join weight witches!
Q: What is the hardest thing about making monster soup?
A: Stirring it!
Q: What does an Australian witch ride on?
A: A broomerang!
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A: Sandwitch!
Q: What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?
A: He ate himself!
Q: What kind of book did Frankenstein like to read?
A: One with a cemetery plot!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!
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