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Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A: A bite in shining armor!
Q: What do you call the lead scorer vampire in soccer?
A: A ghoulscorer!
Q: How did the beautician style the ghost’s hair?
A: With a comb and a scare dryer!
Q: What does Dracula say to his victims?
A: It has been nice gnawing you!
Q: Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
A: He had loved in vein!
Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
A: You cannot tell which witch is which!
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite flavor ice cream?
A: Vein-illa!
Q: What do you say when you meet a three-headed monster with sharp teeth?
A: See ya later!
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo!
Q: Did you hear about the girl that wanted to marry a ghost?
A: I do not know what possessed her!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?
A: Coffin syrup!
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