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Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: May I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Q: What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
A: A bat mat!
Q: How do warty witches keep their hair fixed?
A: With scare spray!
Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: Blood oranges!
Q: What city do ghosts like the most?
A: Mali-Boo!
Q: How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
A: Once upon a slime…
Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar!
Q: What is every young monster’s favorite amusement park ride?
A: The scary-go-round!
Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?
A: Sir!
Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
A: That is when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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