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Q: What does a mother monster say to her kids at dinnertime?
A: Do not talk with someone in your mouth!
Q: What is a witch’s favorite TV show?
A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
A: Only spook when your spooken to!
Q: Why are vampire families so close?
A: Because blood is thicker than water!
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines!
Q: What did the werewolf write at the bottom of his letters?
A: Best vicious!
Q: Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
A: He proposed to his goulfriend!
Q: Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
A: Because she could not spell properly!
Q: What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
A: I had no clue we lived on the same block!
Q: What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
A: Human beans, boiled legs, and eyes-cream!
Q: Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
A: At an ugly parlor!
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