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Q: What do vampires sail the sea with?
A: Blood vessels!
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end!
Q: How does a vampire enter his house?
A: Through the bat flap!
Q: What do you do with a green monster?
A: Put it in the sun until it ripens up!
Q: What noise do you hear if two monsters jump off a cliff?
A: Boom! Boom!
Q: What does a monster say when he meets you for the first time?
A: Pleased to eat you!
Q: Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
A: They need someone to play the bit parts!
Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?
A: Something scary you would not want to unwrap!
Q: What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
A: From long distance!
Q: How do you stop a monster from digging up your garden?
A: Hide his shovel!
Q: How do you address a monster?
A: Very politely and from far away!
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