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Halloween Jokes
Q: Why does Dracula have no friends?
A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q: What kind of car did the Frankenstein buy?
A: A monster truck!
Q: How do you stop a monster from smelling?
A: Cut off his nose!
Q: How does a vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes!
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash-n-wear wolf!
Q: What is big and hairy and goes beep, beep, beep?
A: A monster in a traffic jam!
Q: What does a monster do when he loses his head?
A: He calls a head hunter!
Q: Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
A: He had a crush on her!
Q: How is a ghost like an empty house?
A: Because there’s no body there!
Q: When do vampires bite you?
A: On Wincedays!
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