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Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?
A: Something that goes straight for the juggler!
Q: What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?
A: The alphabat!
Q: Where do monsters like to swim?
A: The Dead Sea!
Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?
A: A lot of terrified dogs!
Q: Where do ghosts get their mail?
A: The ghost office!
Q: Where do you find monster boogers?
A: On the end of a monster’s fingers!
Q: What can a monster do that you can’t do?
A: Count up to 25 on his fingers!
Q: What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?
A: Run through the back door as fast as you can!
Q: Which ghost ate too much porridge?
A: Ghouldilocks!
Q: Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
A: Moandays!
Q: What is big, furry, dangerous, and has wheels?
A: A monster on roller-skates!
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