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Q: Where is Dracula’s American office?
A: The Vampire State Building!
Q: How come ghosts do not make good magicians?
A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Day-scare centers!
Q: Why was the monster standing on his head?
A: He was turning things over in his mind!
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: On a scareplane!
Q: Why was the vampire easy to fool?
A: Because he was a complete sucker!
Q: What do you call two witches who share a room?
A: Broom-mates!
Q: On which day do monsters eat people?
A: Chewsday!
Q: What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A: A booloney sandwich!
Q: How does Dracula like to have his food served?
A: In bite-sized pieces!
Q: Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
A: He was booed off stage!
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