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I MARRIED A DICK DOCTOR WHO FIXES WOMEN TOO
thing he wants to hear is a pee joke. This is not a voluntary trip and
the last thing he wants to talk about is his prostate.
Most people don’t know what the prostate is actually for and
how it may interfere with a man’s ability to pee. The prostate is a
walnut-sized gland at the base of a man’s bladder. It surrounds
the urethra, which is the tube that connects your bladder to your
pee hole allowing your pee to exit in fine fashion. The prostate’s
main purpose is to produce a fluid that transports a man’s sperm
during ejaculation ensuring a perfect delivery every time. Now
imagine if the prostate surrounding the urethra gets bigger and
bigger and essentially chokes off the urethra. Peeing becomes a
magic act and you realize it’s time to get to a urologist.
When a man gets to this point, he is having so much difficulty
peeing or emptying his bladder, he is convinced it must be the
start of prostate cancer. This is why it takes men so long to make
that appointment with the urologist. Not only is it embarrassing
and humiliating to describe how your pee stream sounds like
skipping rocks on a lake, or that you feel like you are never able
to empty your bladder, but the possibility of prostate cancer lies
beneath this entire conversation.
Now just to start this conversation off properly with regards
to all things “prostate,” let’s be very clear about what I will call
“The Little Trickster.” I call it this because the Dick Doctor said
there are ZERO symptoms for prostate cancer, unless it is already
in the advanced stages. Did you hear me on that one? There are
ZERO symptoms for prostate cancer in the early stages. And,
if you have shown up to the urologist with weight loss or bone
pain, it’s probably too late.
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