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Funny Jokes for kids
Q: Who do fish borrow money from?
A: The loan shark!
Q: What did the fish say when he got out of jail?
A: I’m off the hook!
Q: What is a knight’s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish!
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: They are always in schools!
Q: What fish is best to have in a boat?
A: Sailfish!
Q: Why are fish so gullible?
A: They fall for things like hook, line, and sinker!
Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: You drop it a line!
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